Situation: Which latch do you pull?

You must choose to pull one latch of two corresponding to two individuals sitting under a container of messy slime. Pulling the latch releases the slime onto the person. On one of the chairs sits a poorly dressed and slightly dirty middle-aged man, on the other chair sits a beauty queen wearing a beautiful dress with hair/makeup done nicely. Whose latch do you pull, covering them in the slime, and why?